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Batman: Duality of ChoiceArkham Asylum. The voices of the mad and the damned ring through the halls. Aaron Cash, head of Security, walk through the hallway

Cash: Five minutes until lights out!

Joker: Oh come on Cash, Im not done with my solitaire yet!

Cash: You're lucky that you're allowed cards at all, Joker.

Joker: Is someone still a bit butthurt that Harv escaped?

Cash waves a hook at Joker from the other side of the glass

Cash: Shut your mouth.

Joker: No co-operation, no co-operation at all

Then two low thuds are heard, the ground shakes

Cash: What was that?

Joker: Croc farting?

Joker titters

Joker: Now where's the smell, oh there it is

Cash sniffs

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Dingaling! Dingaling!

Gavin's phone was ringing. The tiger anthro picked it up.

"Hello?"

"DL? It's Sinzu."

"Oh, hey man. What's up?"

"I just finished something. I'll give you the details later, but could you swing by my lab?"

"Sure."

"All right! See ya then."

"Bye."

"Later."

*click*

Gavin figured his friend had just finished another transformation-inducing thing. Of course, he went along with it anyways. In a few minutes he was at Sinzu's lab, which was in reality an abandoned warehouse that had been modified for his mad scientist tendencies.

"Ah, you're here, cool. I just finished this thi

Batman: Gotham Knights (fake game trailer script)In the Iceberg Lounge, several thugs are beating up a hostage. His screams of pain fill the room, but he can't be seen. The thugs use fists, clubs, and stun batons.

Penguin: (OS) ENOUGH!

Penguin waddles in

Penguin: He's ready to talk.

Penguin sits in a opulent chair opposite his prisoner.

Penguin: It's been a while since you've been my guest....

The camera turns to show us the battered face of Dr. Joseph Kane

Penguin: Doctor Kane...last time you were here, you were a shrimp. *stands* And here you are, *walks around Joseph* All grown up and back in this position. Now, if you didn't publicly insult me....

Joseph: Insult? All I did was s

A short entry of a life consultantNadine Poya was just a chubby woman. Nothing more, nothing less, but she was a bit disturbing to me.

She met me first, while she lived with her boyfriend and said many admirable things, but what jumped out at me was that he loved fat girls, but accepts any woman at any size.

"I just want to reward him, you know."

"You're amazing, you know that?" I say looking at her. "Just go out or something.

Nope. She doesn't do that.

The next month came and she looked larger. She was about 178 lbs.m, but I told her that was nothing to take lightly, so I asked her to lose a little weight.

"Listen, my boy loves fat women, and I want to reward him for h

GOW - The Party (One Shot)The Party

“Par-ty: Noun: A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking and entertainment.”

---

The only problem with the castle was that it didn’t exactly look very… welcoming. That was Madison Carmine’s one gripe with being here. Not to give the wrong impression, he was more than happy to stay here with his newfound friends of Lacouna and Akvolt’s new Horde, but as a human, he felt rather unsettled.

A Gothic looking castle, stained glass windows depicting Locust triumph of ancient times, chandeliers, serpent shaped candles in the corridors and footstep echoes that went on

When everything is wrong you are right chapter 18Disclaimer: I do not own Mass Effect, this belongs to Bioware. Please enjoy.

A/N: I'm so sorry for the late update. Please forgive me but I needed some time to recharge and think about this chapter. Didn't help that in between that recharge I got major writer's block, and Thanks to Spyke 1985 for the inspiration for this. But still here it is and I hope you enjoy it.

Chapter 18: Inky black shadows.

Burning trees and falling leaves, wind blew softly against her skin as the smell of burning foliage stung her nose. Shepard stood as she gazed at the burning forest before her; everything looked so dead she wondered how the leafless trees and sh

TDW: Plumage of Lies"Wow... these rumors are getting worse and worse by the minute Zutsuki... We NEED to do something about this, and FAST!!"
Alex was right... The rumors being spread around the area were starting to get ruder, so the duo prepared to travel to the Digital World, because word had reached them that a new Digimon was causing these rumors AND egg-napping from the Primary Village. This new Digimon was known as Cristatusmon, who lived in a tree-top lair with her cronies Kiwimon and Kokatorimon. When Alex and Zutsuki reached the tree, they prepared to do the unthinkable: Climbing the tree... Both sighed and started their massive climb to the top.
When they finally reached the top (which took them a VERY long time mind you), the duo found themselves in the heat of battle! Many other Tamers had beat them to the top and were engaging the trio. Attacks were flying, shots were made, and everyone was moving as fast as they could to dodge the

Changing The FutureDecember 2063

The wind howled as the snow fell heavily, piling high against the walls of the disused courtyard. The four men trudged through the howling blizzard, huddling together for warmth and support as they made their way through knee deep snow, across the courtyard to the door at the base of the black tower. One of the men removed their thick gloves and placed both hands on the door. The others watched with interest as the door glowed for a moment before swinging open.

“Come on, not much further now.” One of the men broke the silence as he returned to the side of the fourth man.

“Remember, you won’t have

The WallIt was when we lost contact with Voyager 1 that it began. We lost Voyager 2 and the Pioneers sometime later. They’d been streaming anemic flows of data for decades, barely above background solar radiation. Then they just stopped. We had ways of tracking what happened, of course, a legion of eyes, parabolic dishes to point towards the heavens. They had quite literally, just stopped. As if they’d hit something, the satellites had rebounded in pieces from their paths. We were of course, aghast. Decades of work, and mankind’s farthest flung achievements had become bugs on a windscreen, solar dust. There was despair at legacies c

Legend of Earth: Chapter4:Uncomfortable beginnings

The bright light had dissipated. The robotic assailants could finally see their prey once again, but now their bloodlust turned to terror. Their targets were no longer weak flesh, but instead stood before them as their kin. Tom and Andrew took the first glimpse of their new forms. Both stood as robots, appearing like iron suits. Tom was thinner than Andrew, he stood shining brightly in the summer sun as both his silver armour, and Andrew’s golden armour blinded their assailants.

“Is that you Tom?” Andrew asked in amazement. “What are we”?

“We’re like them, we’re Bionicle.” Tom felt a mix

Viva la vida (10.5 x Rose)It was a wonderful warm summer night. Thousands of stars poured their mild light into the room. The starlight smelled like space.
John lay awake. He was now too excited to keep on counting imaginary sheep, so he gave up any attempts at falling asleep. Tomorrow would be a special day, thought he.
It was about 2 a. m. and the darkness of sky made John think of past and future.
He remembered the first time he met Rose. Oh, young, beautiful Rose! She was still the same, this pretty, clever, determined girl… And he had changed a lot since that day. He learned much about life and people, he changed in appearance. They have always been such a

Pregnant RoleplayBefore we begin, there are a few rules I want to put into play here:

1: If there is going to be a fight between two rp characters, NO GOD MODDING! I have been roleplaying for years now and if there is one thing that will kill a roleplay is someone who is acting like god in the roleplay. This takes away ALL of the foun out of roleplay so, NO GODMODDING!

2: This roleplay is open to everyone, men and women! If you want to have a sexual roleplay, please send the person you wish to have a sexual roleplay with a note to keep it private. The last thing we all need is for DA to shut this down.

3: Mpreg as well as Fpreg are allowed in this roleplay

Digital Love! [Canada: Chapter Un!]“E-Eh? Canada-kun?” I raised an eyebrow at the screen before smiling

Canada was a cutie after all! And it was sad that he kept on getting ignored so easily! I just couldn’t say no even if my brain was telling me to!

“S-So…” Canada tightened his grip on Kumajiro as he blushed red, making me inwardly squeal at the screen “W-Will y-you pick me?”

I immediately nodded, grinning “Of course!”

His eyes widened and he immediately turned to me with a surprised expression on his face
“R-Really?”

I nodded once more, giggling softly “Of course I pick you, cutie!”

H

Legend of Earth: Chapter 3: One Page to Another

The last of the boats arrived in the port village of Ga-Koro. The Matorans’ homes stood upon impressive pillars made of wood. Many however lived in huge water lilies, floating tranquilly as they stare out to sea. The ports peace was interrupted as a fleet of ships arrived from the Island of Voya Nui in the West. The matorans’ latest attempt to organise the archives deep below the island had left them with a confusing relic. A relic, they hoped, the Turaga would be able to make sense of. Once Toa guardians themselves the Turaga now stand as frail and elderly like matoran.

Long ago the Turaga had sacrificed their powers for the sak

Drifter GirlThe stims bite hard, cold sharp needles sticking to the back of my neck. There’s this moment where the cold floods my veins, and it’s sheer fucking agony like liquid nitrogen eating at me from the inside, but then it’s gone, and all that’s left is the rush. Colors are sharper now, lights shine like burning flares, and that empty feeling in my gut is gone. Some fucker walks past the alley. He’s got gang-tats, glowing Red Dragon symbols cutting up his neck. The bastard has a girl on each arm, all short skirts and big tits, and all three stink of beer and money, and he spits on me, the piece of shit. Spits and laugh

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This is a work in progress. With the upcoming release of Crysis 3, I have been spending a lot of time in the universe and decided that the best way to productively use my time was to try exploring it further by prose. This is non-canonical, but would take place after the events of the first game, and in place of Crysis 2.

All this really is is just radio dialogue between a team of Nanosuit operators in the field, about to take down a large enemy encampment.

By the way, I claim no rights to crysis or anything in it. So i don't get in any trouble.

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